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Oct 20

prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

Oct 20

doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren’t wearing shoes

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

fallen-angel-nightshade:

destiels-wayward-daughter:

dudewheresmypie:

light-eco-sage:

amayyy-zayn:

alabasterfrost:

image

…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this

Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…

image

No shoes

I have a really good friend who is ALWAYS barefoot. When teaching, or walking on the face of the sun (Asphalt in FL during summer.) Or grocery shopping.

Is your friend a Hobbit

Oct 20
boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

Oct 20
thepianobastard:

lucyliunareclipse:snorlaxatives:damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

Do you make it habit of lifting up your action figures’ shirts?

thepianobastard:

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck


Do you make it habit of lifting up your action figures’ shirts?

Oct 20

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

Oct 20
fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

Oct 20

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

Oct 20

wiggle-my-fallen-angel:

deadmanswrench:

Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke

It is? That’s the greatest thing I’ve learnt all week.

Oct 20

fnaf-trash:

You know what I REALLLLY dislike

Death Jokes

Suicide Jokes

Gay Jokes

Ebola jokes

jokes I don’t like: you

Oct 20

coffeeandcockatiels:

vastderp-placeholder:

rainbowbarnacle:

An Engineer’s Guide to Advanced Cat Yodeling

OW OW OWWWW MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING AND I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP

PLAY IT AGAIN PLAY IT AGAIN

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER